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jasmin orlando 

a single asf queen. also known as shawty. guys date her for clout. she likes to use terms such as “gucci gang shit” and “periodt shit.” she looks like she could be your grandma and a second grader at the same time. she is hella thicc and will steal your mans.
mattia: jasmin orlando is hawt asf
angel finesse: back of bro she is mine
jasmin orlando by 🤡clown🤡 November 9, 2019
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Jasmine Orlando

THICCCCCC queen, she has had more boyfriends and girlfriends than any human being ever! Also, has no neck at all.
Baylee: OMG have you seen Shawdy? Aka Jasmine Orlando? AKA Vanessa?

Sophia: OMG I LOVE THAT THICCCCC QUEEN #thatstheguccigangshit
Jasmine Orlando by ProofSuitQueens February 24, 2020

jasmine orlando

she a fat meatball who likes clout and says “that’s that gang gang shit” and she has no neck. and she belly dances everywhere and her rolls jiggle so much. she dates boys who use her for clout and calls herself a queen when she isn’t one
jasmine orlando is ugly
her rolls bounce

Jasmine Orlando

Person 1:Have you heard about that girl Jasmine Orlando?

Person 2: Yeah bro, she a homie hopper.
Jasmine Orlando by JOEMAMAAAAAAA November 1, 2019

jasmine orlando

jasmine orlando is a girl on tiktok that got famous because of mattia and his hot friend group she’s also known by being CEO of not knowing the lyrics and saying the word “imagine” way to many times on her little very confusing storytimes. She’s also known as shawty or shorty and is taken by a boy who’s obviously playing her, named malik.
mattia: omg jasmine orlando doesn’t leave me alone

alejandro: shit just block her dude
jasmine orlando by Patricia Moon January 2, 2020
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