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Jasmarey is the smartest and funniest girl you’ll ever meet. She is sweet by her humor, she avoids sad and mad emotions so she enjoys a laugh or 2 to change the mood. Jasmarey is beautiful and if you have one in your life keep her, she is a best friend!
I told Jasmarey about what happened to me yesterday and she helped me see it in a better light, plus she made me die of laughter.
jasmarey by Yessica London November 22, 2021
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pronounced: jaz-merry

-noun-

A girl, usually of Hispanic origin. Will more than likely have large breasts and a big booty.

-verb-

willing to help a person in need without expecting anything in return.
Guy: Damn! That girl's a jasmary, for real! Check out those curves!
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Girl: Thanks for giving me a ride home today, it's very jasmary of you!
jasmary by Jazz Fox February 4, 2010
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Jamarey is cool laid back loud mouth dude who will do anything for his friends and he always in love with short people and he is very kind and loving.
I wish I was a jamarey
jamarey by Itsyaboi1233467855 December 14, 2018

JAMAREYA 

Smart, witty, leader to all. An example for all to emulate. A roll model, hero. Confident, outgoing.
When I grow up I want to be like Jamareya.

Why can't you be more like Jamareya?

You are my "Jamareya".
JAMAREYA by BlkCfe February 24, 2008
Sweet, Beautiful, short with a banging ass body ! Jasmaré is a strong minded woman, she’s very opinionated but once you get to know her she’s a ball of fun. Fashionista! She’s a mastermind, about her money and is the life of the party. Jasmaré has a beautiful smile that wins the heart of every human she comes across. You cross her and the bitch will come out !
Omg Jasmaré looks hot !
Jasmaré by Lovéé November 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026