Too hot to handle. A talented guy who can do anything he puts his mind to; music, dance, whatever. He has a wicked and exceptionally corny sense of humour and never fails to put a smile on the faces of those surrounding him. He's a random kind of guy, always moving around and making friends. He has a man-sized appetite and has a fetish for jelly babies but not salad. He'll do anything for the people he loves. He's selfless, grateful and respectful. He may be terribly forgetful, but he's unforgettable.
by linders August 18, 2013
A wicked guy who dreams of owning a 86 but wants to drive around in his sisters mx5 to pick up the girls.
Jarryd: Oi Babe you want to take a ride in my car
Hot girl: Yeah why not, I like guys in small cars ;)
Hot girl: Yeah why not, I like guys in small cars ;)
by lolololel November 14, 2013
the hottest man on the world. he probably is tougher than chuck norris, and has a bigger penis than him. Anyone that has touched jarryd has been blinded by beauty.
by Penis giver March 05, 2009
An event when two or more bro's tie a girls feet together behind her head then roll her down a hill and take bets to see if she lands facing up or down like heads or tails.
Then that determines if u get a bj or take her from behind
Then that determines if u get a bj or take her from behind
_Nicholas:Bro let's have a threesome with my girl
Kyle:Okay let's play uncle jarryding to see who gets the bj or the poophole_
Kyle:Okay let's play uncle jarryding to see who gets the bj or the poophole_
by Avo. May 11, 2020
by Sirbuyukyarrak November 23, 2018
Girl: So, what'd you do last night?
Girl2: Ah man, This guy took me to the movies and he was SO being a JARRYD CHAPMAN.
Girl: OMG! What'd he do!?
Girl2: In the middle of the movie he said "I have to go powder my nose." And then he asked if I had any cherry flavored lip gloss.
Girl: Wow. That is a JARRYD CHAPMAN!
Girl2: Ah man, This guy took me to the movies and he was SO being a JARRYD CHAPMAN.
Girl: OMG! What'd he do!?
Girl2: In the middle of the movie he said "I have to go powder my nose." And then he asked if I had any cherry flavored lip gloss.
Girl: Wow. That is a JARRYD CHAPMAN!
by CiCi and FiFi McFatFat March 27, 2007
by Thelordbewithyou November 23, 2021