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dimmy jarkus

A verry special person that can never die and has aids also has nano pp.... yeah. SPIKE HEAD
"with your dimmy jarkus looking ass"
dimmy jarkus by jejjasdsjbekjrd February 3, 2022
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Markus jarkus

When someone is a biiiggg asshole.
Also when someone is threatening to commit arson.
Person 1: yooo my friend is such a Markus jarkus.
Person 2: why are you in my house.
When your livelihood was largely based on the ability to accurately shoot long distances, but you are incapable of throwing a corn filled bag a distance greater than 10ft.
All he had to do was get one bag on the board for the win, but he threw a Jarussi.
jarussi by Deeply Dissapointed August 22, 2017
He’s a funny guy, very handsome athletic, and smooth with the ladies, but don’t get on his nerve he can fight
Jarus-the best guy you can get
Jarus by DAREALGEE April 11, 2019

Jerkusdiction

The area defined in a set domicile (in which more than one person dwells) where one may masturbate without encroaching on anyone else's territory.
"Hey!! My room is outside your jerkusdiction! Gtfo, and pull up your pants!!!"
"The living room couch is in no-ones jerkusdiction, spank away."

circle jerkus 

To masterbate in a circular motion
Drop that raggedy Andy Serkis, circle jerkus!
circle jerkus by Slam poet #1 March 26, 2018