jarkus

A Demon Child Who Needs Love

Don't worry it's just jarkus

by Jarkus+ November 21, 2021

dimmy jarkus

A verry special person that can never die and has aids also has nano pp.... yeah. SPIKE HEAD

"with your dimmy jarkus looking ass"

by jejjasdsjbekjrd February 3, 2022

jarussi

When your livelihood was largely based on the ability to accurately shoot long distances, but you are incapable of throwing a corn filled bag a distance greater than 10ft.

All he had to do was get one bag on the board for the win, but he threw a Jarussi.

by Deeply Dissapointed August 22, 2017

Jarus

He’s a funny guy, very handsome athletic, and smooth with the ladies, but don’t get on his nerve he can fight

Jarus-the best guy you can get

by DAREALGEE April 11, 2019

Jerkusdiction

The area defined in a set domicile (in which more than one person dwells) where one may masturbate without encroaching on anyone else's territory.

"Hey!! My room is outside your jerkusdiction! Gtfo, and pull up your pants!!!"
"The living room couch is in no-ones jerkusdiction, spank away."

by SlapHappyPappy May 4, 2010

circle jerkus

To masterbate in a circular motion

Drop that raggedy Andy Serkis, circle jerkus!

by Slam poet #1 March 26, 2018

Jackus-Tovis

A recently discovered creature with a very large beak, it is a short haired mammal and is reported to look similar to a small monkey crossed with a large duck. The Jackus-Tovis is thought to have no reproductive organs, such as a penis and vagina. Because of this very few exist, unfortunatly they are treated as monsters and have been ridiculed for these reasons.
Some reports claim that the Jackus-Tovis will sometimes release a foul gas as a self-defence when threatened.

"My word! It's a Jackus-Tovis!"

"Mommy, what's that ugly Jackus-Tovis?"

"Haha, your visage resembles a Jackus-Tovis!"

by Mythix March 26, 2009