When your livelihood was largely based on the ability to accurately shoot long distances, but you are incapable of throwing a corn filled bag a distance greater than 10ft.

All he had to do was get one bag on the board for the win, but he threw a Jarussi.

jarussi by Deeply Dissapointed August 22, 2017

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Jarus

He’s a funny guy, very handsome athletic, and smooth with the ladies, but don’t get on his nerve he can fight

Jarus-the best guy you can get

Jarus by DAREALGEE April 11, 2019

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Jerkusdiction

The area defined in a set domicile (in which more than one person dwells) where one may masturbate without encroaching on anyone else's territory.

"Hey!! My room is outside your jerkusdiction! Gtfo, and pull up your pants!!!"
"The living room couch is in no-ones jerkusdiction, spank away."

Jerkusdiction by SlapHappyPappy May 4, 2010

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circle jerkus

To masterbate in a circular motion

Drop that raggedy Andy Serkis, circle jerkus!

circle jerkus by Slam poet #1 March 26, 2018

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