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Jaritza
A quiet girl who looks like she has no friends but actually has a lot of friends that are really close to her.
Man 1: Hey dude i think we should go over to that jaritza over there.
Man 1: Nah, she has enough friends.
Man 1: Nah, she has enough friends.
Jaritza by ~>Mr.Poetic<~ February 13, 2008
Jaritzi
An amazingly beautiful girl who is always up for food and fun. No matter what the time is, if you’re up for McDonald’s, she’s up for it too. She’s always loving and caring even if she keeps it in the inside so keep her around for good (by that I mean put a ring on it). People are often drawn to her by her “sistersuperlative” personality. Right now she’s probably busy eating chicken nuggets in sweatpants, a random shirt she found, and a two second messy bun whilst singing along to songs from her partially messed up childhood. She often goes to school in somewhat baggy clothes and still pulls it off. Go her!!
Person 1: I wish I could be Jaritzi.
Person 2: Yeah she’s lookin’ fine in those sweats, I kinda just wanna eat her up.
*Jaritzi hears the convo*
Jaritzi: You know what I wanna eat up? Chicken Nuggets. Who’s with me?!
Everyone: ME!!
Jaritzi: WOW this has never happened before...... I’m sister shook
Person 2: Yeah she’s lookin’ fine in those sweats, I kinda just wanna eat her up.
*Jaritzi hears the convo*
Jaritzi: You know what I wanna eat up? Chicken Nuggets. Who’s with me?!
Everyone: ME!!
Jaritzi: WOW this has never happened before...... I’m sister shook
Jaritzi by Samara Boyd October 29, 2018
Jaritzi
Jaritzi is the most amazing friend ever. If you are having a bad day she always makes it better. She is funny, caring and can be really extra. If you have a jaritzi in your life you are a lucky person. She is really pretty but she doesn’t know it. Jaritzi is a great person and you should really love and appreciate he
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