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jaritzia 

A skinny bitch who is ugly as a mf who is annoying and most likley to post something gay like edits
Is that jaritzia?
Yes the one no one likes
Oh yea she post gay stuff like edits
Yea cuz she in 6th grade probably
jaritzia by Babaooey October 28, 2020
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It's the cutest girl around town, she's the bombest chick out there. She's literally the definition of beautiful. Any guy is lucky to have her. She's the sweetest most amazing girl anyone could ever meet.
Damn bro, Jaritza is bomb af.
Jaritza by Qt pi July 9, 2014
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A quiet girl who looks like she has no friends but actually has a lot of friends that are really close to her.
Man 1: Hey dude i think we should go over to that jaritza over there.

Man 1: Nah, she has enough friends.
Jaritza by ~>Mr.Poetic<~ February 13, 2008
A nice caring person and that has a good heart and many friends she is very pretty
Man:jaritza very pretty and I heard she cares about people
Jaritza by Jo.Dxddy October 14, 2018
An amazingly beautiful girl who is always up for food and fun. No matter what the time is, if you’re up for McDonald’s, she’s up for it too. She’s always loving and caring even if she keeps it in the inside so keep her around for good (by that I mean put a ring on it). People are often drawn to her by her “sistersuperlative” personality. Right now she’s probably busy eating chicken nuggets in sweatpants, a random shirt she found, and a two second messy bun whilst singing along to songs from her partially messed up childhood. She often goes to school in somewhat baggy clothes and still pulls it off. Go her!!
Person 1: I wish I could be Jaritzi.
Person 2: Yeah she’s lookin’ fine in those sweats, I kinda just wanna eat her up.
*Jaritzi hears the convo*
Jaritzi: You know what I wanna eat up? Chicken Nuggets. Who’s with me?!
Everyone: ME!!
Jaritzi: WOW this has never happened before...... I’m sister shook
Jaritzi by Samara Boyd October 29, 2018
Jaritzi is the most amazing friend ever. If you are having a bad day she always makes it better. She is funny, caring and can be really extra. If you have a jaritzi in your life you are a lucky person. She is really pretty but she doesn’t know it. Jaritzi is a great person and you should really love and appreciate he
Who doesn’t love jaritzi.
Jaritzi by Emmag1 October 30, 2018
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