jannibal

a janitor that tends to eat small children when their parents aren't around

my son went missing mysteriously when I left him with Hank, the janitor. I sure hope he's not a Jannibal.

by big hot slim daddio February 23, 2023

Jannibalism

A term to describe A janitor who eats small children and babies which typically go through their mops and sponges.

"Sorry, i will not be returning to your park until management does something about the rampant jannibalism."

by JohnitorTheJanitor June 16, 2025