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janiffer 

A kind, beautiful, and intelligent young lady. A girl who wears a crown and doesn't let it fall.
Janiffer is an example of a true queen, a girl like everyone should have the pleasure of meeting.
janiffer by jhxo July 24, 2019
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Jeniffer 

Jeniffer is the nicest girl you'll probably ever meet. She is down to earth and gets along with just about anybody she encounters. She has a funny laugh that is contagious, and you just can't help but smile when she walks into the room and says hi. Jeniffer will usually have big beautiful eyes that you could get lost in. Jeniffer is a nerdy girl with a wild side and she is up to trying almost anything. She is definitely a person you'll never forget, her beauty is captavating, she speaks her mind, and is far from stupid, she'll put a good argument. She may have her blond moments, but it's all good because they always make you laugh. Once you encounter a Jeniffer, grab her and make her yours, she definitely won't be one of your regrets, and they are so limited.
That girl that just walked in definitely reminds me of a Jeniffer, i'd better go get her number before someone else does.
Jeniffer by ghostface967 December 11, 2010
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jeniffer with two f's 

Usually a nice person that unfortunately had their name spelt wrong on their birth certificate. Could be a result of an asian parent typo.
Yo it's jeniffer with two f's
That's a F in the chat... no wait two F's!

jeniffer 

The name for the cutest, most amazing girl in the world. She loves eating vegetables and fruits, and decides to be "part-time vegetarian." She gets mad when people call her pretty, but her boyfriend doesn't care because he thinks she's beautiful. She spends more time helping others doing community service, than she helps herself. Her boyfriend like its that she gets cold easily because it gives him an excuse to hug her.
Happy eighth month, Jeniffer!
jeniffer by paul rock cho December 22, 2008

jeniffer 

A misspelled "Jennifer." Often times Asian parents misspell "Jennifer," and think it is spelled, "Jeniffer." A most unique way to spell it. Also means beautiful beyond comprehension, and having a great personality.
Jeniffer has a boyfriend named Paul.
The best story teller there is and will ever be! a janifer is a big ball of randomness and entertainment. if you cant find entertainment talking to a janifer you should shoot yourself. a janifer is one of the funniest people around no matter what shes talking about she finds something funny about it. janifer is obsessed with texting on android phones so watch out! janifer is a pretty damn funny drunk. janifer hates the taste of southern comfort. janifer is also an avid panty freezer so watchout! janifer is all around AMAZING. BAM
holy shit where are my pantys?

Janifer got to them.
Janifer by godlebuck November 28, 2011

Jeniffer 

Bob: Yo did you talk to Jeniffer
Me: Yea bro I couldn't stand her she was like a whole ass man
Jeniffer by wehatepigs May 23, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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