janda

the nicest and kindest babe u will ever meet. what ever u do dont let her go, just love her with all ur heart and she is destined to be with a guy named mason or denis or robert or thomas or patrick or bailey.
be nice and have fun with her. ;)

dude: hey see janda over there
guy: yeah
dude: thats my girl friend
guy: what u could never be with her
dude: oh yeah. hey janda come here
janda: yeah babe
dude: r we going together
janda: yes obvesely. why
dude: no reason. cya. hahahaha in ur face
guy: u lucky fucker

by no joke May 11, 2013

janda

the coolest chic that will someday rule the earth and have others bow down to her and jade puget!;)

All people far and wide will bow to janda!

by ur mom! December 16, 2003

janda

Janda is a person named Jana that was rejected and now is jadna(poor).

Oh look, it's Janda. Haha poor her.

by s1mpf0raki December 05, 2021

Janda

The best girlfriend anyone could ever ask for. She makes other girls look like skeezers just with her sheer awesomeness. Everybody wants a Janda, but only a George truly deserves one.

Are you still with that Janda?

Yes.

I bet you're going to marry her.

by BSagetz November 18, 2010

Janda

The author of a United States Government Textbook used in some colleges and AP High School Government Classes. It is a long and boring read. Janda et al. write in a very repetitive and patronizing manner, and they are repetitive writers as well. Although usually pronouned "jAn-da", the book is also sometimes mockingly called "yAn-da" or "iAn-da"

John Binder hates Janda with a passion, but thats mostly because he is a Nash-ite.

by Piko May 24, 2006