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The best girlfriend anyone could ever ask for. She makes other girls look like skeezers just with her sheer awesomeness. Everybody wants a Janda, but only a George truly deserves one.
Are you still with that Janda?

Yes.

I bet you're going to marry her.
Janda by BSagetz November 21, 2010
Words you can keep
the nicest and kindest babe u will ever meet. what ever u do dont let her go, just love her with all ur heart and she is destined to be with a guy named mason or denis or robert or thomas or patrick or bailey.
be nice and have fun with her. ;)
dude: hey see janda over there
guy: yeah
dude: thats my girl friend
guy: what u could never be with her
dude: oh yeah. hey janda come here
janda: yeah babe
dude: r we going together
janda: yes obvesely. why
dude: no reason. cya. hahahaha in ur face
guy: u lucky fucker
janda by no joke May 10, 2013
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the coolest chic that will someday rule the earth and have others bow down to her and jade puget!;)
All people far and wide will bow to janda!
janda by ur mom! December 16, 2003
The author of a United States Government Textbook used in some colleges and AP High School Government Classes. It is a long and boring read. Janda et al. write in a very repetitive and patronizing manner, and they are repetitive writers as well. Although usually pronouned "jAn-da", the book is also sometimes mockingly called "yAn-da" or "iAn-da"
John Binder hates Janda with a passion, but thats mostly because he is a Nash-ite.
Janda by Piko May 28, 2006
Janda is a person named Jana that was rejected and now is jadna(poor).
Oh look, it's Janda. Haha poor her.
janda by s1mpf0raki December 5, 2021

Jada Pinkett Smith 

A Actor who is known to have "Entanglements" with people such as: Tupac, August Alsina, Tupac, Tupac and Tupac

Jada Pinkett Smith 

She had an 'entanglement' with August Alsina, and Tupac and Tupac again and a bit more Tupac whilst being with Will Smith.
Man 1: dammmm Jada Pinkett Smith was so hot back in the day
Man 2: Jada who?
Man 1: Pinkett.....
Man 2: Ohhhhh you mean G.I. Jane
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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