Janda

The best girlfriend anyone could ever ask for. She makes other girls look like skeezers just with her sheer awesomeness. Everybody wants a Janda, but only a George truly deserves one.

Are you still with that Janda?

Yes.

I bet you're going to marry her.

by BSagetz November 18, 2010

Janda

The author of a United States Government Textbook used in some colleges and AP High School Government Classes. It is a long and boring read. Janda et al. write in a very repetitive and patronizing manner, and they are repetitive writers as well. Although usually pronouned "jAn-da", the book is also sometimes mockingly called "yAn-da" or "iAn-da"

John Binder hates Janda with a passion, but thats mostly because he is a Nash-ite.

by Piko May 24, 2006

janda

the nicest and kindest babe u will ever meet. what ever u do dont let her go, just love her with all ur heart and she is destined to be with a guy named mason or denis or robert or thomas or patrick or bailey.
be nice and have fun with her. ;)

dude: hey see janda over there
guy: yeah
dude: thats my girl friend
guy: what u could never be with her
dude: oh yeah. hey janda come here
janda: yeah babe
dude: r we going together
janda: yes obvesely. why
dude: no reason. cya. hahahaha in ur face
guy: u lucky fucker

by no joke May 11, 2013

janda

the coolest chic that will someday rule the earth and have others bow down to her and jade puget!;)

All people far and wide will bow to janda!

by ur mom! December 16, 2003

janda

Janda is a person named Jana that was rejected and now is jadna(poor).

Oh look, it's Janda. Haha poor her.

by s1mpf0raki December 05, 2021