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The best girlfriend anyone could ever ask for. She makes other girls look like skeezers just with her sheer awesomeness. Everybody wants a Janda, but only a George truly deserves one.
Are you still with that Janda?

Yes.

I bet you're going to marry her.
by BSagetz November 18, 2010
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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the nicest and kindest babe u will ever meet. what ever u do dont let her go, just love her with all ur heart and she is destined to be with a guy named mason or denis or robert or thomas or patrick or bailey.
be nice and have fun with her. ;)
dude: hey see janda over there
guy: yeah
dude: thats my girl friend
guy: what u could never be with her
dude: oh yeah. hey janda come here
janda: yeah babe
dude: r we going together
janda: yes obvesely. why
dude: no reason. cya. hahahaha in ur face
guy: u lucky fucker
by no joke May 10, 2013
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the coolest chic that will someday rule the earth and have others bow down to her and jade puget!;)
All people far and wide will bow to janda!
by ur mom! December 16, 2003
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The author of a United States Government Textbook used in some colleges and AP High School Government Classes. It is a long and boring read. Janda et al. write in a very repetitive and patronizing manner, and they are repetitive writers as well. Although usually pronouned "jAn-da", the book is also sometimes mockingly called "yAn-da" or "iAn-da"
John Binder hates Janda with a passion, but thats mostly because he is a Nash-ite.
by Piko May 24, 2006
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Simps for each other brainless dont know why they talk and jj has a little🍀🀏 and avalynn is a🐍.
JJ and AVALYNN sitting in a tree s-i-m-p-i-n-g first come s then i then m and finally p-i-n-g.
by bigdaddychet69420 January 02, 2021
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