It’s national milking day! Grab your significant other or a friend and let them know you’d love to drain them empty or be drained empty today!
Whether you end up giving or receiving, you must drain them at least 23 times before the end of the day!
Him: Dude where were you yesterday?
Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.
The day where if you simp on someone whos name begins with j g r k l or m you have to ask yhem out or explain how much they mean to you
"Hey uhhm ye ok liz? I wanna ask you something"
"Ye whats up dan?"
"So you know how its 23rd jan would you idk wanna go out sometime"
"uhh fine bc its 23rd jan and just dont be boasting bc idk if i like you , you seem sweet so ok
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.