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james t. kirk

The very essence of all that ever has been or ever will be awesome; the man.
Dude, anybodyan suck my balls, nobody will ever be as cool as James Tiberius Kirk!
james t. kirk by Son of Mogh August 22, 2004

F@T James 

A F@T James is a alcoholic beverage consisting of Wkd blue, Smirnoff ice, and classy west coast cooler Rose in the Perfect concoction by either "the" Conor Macken or his main man Jonesy.
This desired cocktail is dates back to "early on in the Night" where the Inventor (James) wanted a more modern take and up class the "Fat Frog".

This drink is normally ordered in four pint glasses, and drank two at a time.
Let's get a batch of F@T James's

we don't need the whistling james 

Something you say to James when he starts whistling randomly because it hurts your undiagnosed tinnitus.
Paul: {to someone else} "Look at that weather, it's Jesus wet!"

James: {starts whistling Robin Hood}

Paul: "We don't need the whistling James, you cosmic cunt!"

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior 

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

James Tran 

Chick Magnet with a massive chest and a sexy body. Cool guy to talk to, this that and all that.
Damn, looks it's a James Tran
James Tran by RMA69 October 2, 2013

The Lebron James Technique 

The Lebron James Technique is a cheap move by trying to divert attention away from yourself after you did something that caused you a bad reputation. The technique involves asking the person criticizing you, "What should I do?" followed by offering a number of ridiculous hypothetical situations that make the person feel sorry for you.
Stop using The Lebron James Technique, and just admit what you did was wrong.