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jambosexual

1.to be a chav and love it while your as weak as a slug
2.the word i just created (yep its me sam or lilgriff)
3.to look like a reject from a gay pride disco
1. hey looks theres carr and jomo their such jambos
2. yep im speaking the truth
3. wow you look like a right jambosexual
jambosexual by samuel(lilgriff) December 10, 2006
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jomosexual 

a gay member of any group of friends named Joe. The jomosexual isnt a rare species, and its natural habitat is your close group of friends
Last night I was hanging out with the fellas when Jomosexual showed up and queered up the night.
jomosexual by jdot May 19, 2006

Jomosexual 

Someone who claims to be A-sexual but really like peepee in his poo poo hole
"Joe is a flying homo sexual". "No bro he is a Jomosexual"
Jomosexual by 55Soft June 25, 2021

Jamessexual 

Physical attraction to James. Ok to have sexual intercouse without saying “no homo”
Look. I’m a straight man, but I’m pretty Jamessexual
Jamessexual by JamesTheSexyBeast December 22, 2018

Jacobsexual 

You are sexually attracted to people with the name Jacob. You would absolutely fuck the living shit out of them.
“Yo I heard you were Jacobsexual?”
“Yeah man Jacob is just so hot”
Jacobsexual by FoxxZenn June 30, 2021

Jomosexual 

For most people, a Jomosexual is
Understood to be a
Crazy
Kinda guy.
Unlike the common definition of a
Jomosexual,
A
Mere "gay guy named Joe"
Is not completely correct. To be
Entirely correct, it's just an insult made up to attack anyone named Joe.
Joe is beating me in an argument, so I'll just call him a Jomosexual, ensuring my "win".
Jomosexual by Loco Joe January 16, 2007

jacobsexual 

only attracted to jacob hall
heaven must be jacobsexual she’s only attached to jacob she drools over him.
jacobsexual by jacob halls gf June 2, 2021
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