jam beard

king of the pies

ahhh jam beard

by Ryan Joesph May 15, 2009

Jam Beard

The master of all pies
a Jam Beard is a rare creature normally found eating pies.

A Jam Beard is aslo someone who likes french bangers burning his carpet.

Ryan: Ahh youve eaten 100 pies, You are the real Jam Beard.

by JosephRyan May 16, 2009

Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.

"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"

by Johnny Toast December 4, 2009