jaksen 

Most awesome intelligent chill kid there ever was.

The greatest of all time = Jaksen

jaksen by Sup1122 May 18, 2018

Biff Jansen 

Biff Jansen otherwise known as Sketch of Papa J is man of great importance to those in Northern Hemisphere. He once saved an entire bus of school children by slaying a beast that had taken them captive.

"Who saved my children?" the frantic woman exclaimed. "It was I, Biff Jansen my lady"

Biff Jansen by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010

Michael Jakson 

The wrong way to spell Michael Jackson, a legendary artist who broke all music records, including the ones from the Beatles and Elvis Presley.

Michael Jakson doesn't exist : Michael JACKSON does.

Michael Jakson by justapseudonym March 28, 2012

Jansen Douglas

Jansen Douglas is a fictional character that has become somewhat of a legend or tall tale in the upper Midwest. The name Jansen Douglas is loosely based off of Sir Zacharias Jansen, whom invented the telescope.

The story goes that Douglas was born and raised near Rochester, MN to a family of Furbish descent. He found himself to be of rather short stature and with flat-ironed feet. To make up for this, he wanted to work on (and pilot) the biggest, nastiest diesel-powered machines.

So his career was to fix machinery. This was rather contradictory to the fact that by age 19 the man had already totalled five cars...and he was known as a true hazard on the roadways where he romped. Throughout his career, he spent much of his time looming over growlers.

Friends would often find him buried nose-deep in the Hot Wheels pegs or scouring Urban Dictionary. He was also world-renowned for his E-Revo billowing acts. He started out small time but eventually hit paydirt in Sauk Rapids.

Legend has it that Jansen Douglas now lives somewhere in North Dakota. The last claimed siting of him was in mid-2009 at a Slipknot concert in Mankato, Minnesota where he was found laid out in a crumpled heap on the floor with a beer-soaked shirt.

Pictures have supposedly surfaced of this rare being. Each picture almost always has one of two attributes; a large gritting smile; or Douglas shown with wildly-thrown elbows and an R/C body 10 feet above his head and smoke billowing out from the Titan 550's.

That is the well-known story of Jansen Douglas.

Jansen Douglas by Looped Out November 2, 2009

are you jaken me 

another way of saying "are you kidding me"

"dumb and dumber" ARE YOU JAKEN ME RIGHT NOW

are you jaken me by dumb&dumber(og) April 10, 2017

Jasenka

Combining two words Ja - Me and Senka - shadow, we come to the translation that is "Me shadow" or "I am a shadow". This girl is extremely attractive and sexy, a bit crazy, likes to have a drink of beer, and like a shadow she is sometimes difficult to catch during cold winter days. But if you can make her your shadow, maybe she would never leave you, at least not on a sunny day

Ja = me, Senka = shadow
Jasenka = Me Shadow, I am a shadow

Jasenka by onajmali February 7, 2010

JakselPhobic 

JakselPhobic is when someone hate a language that come from Jakarta selatan(indonesian capital city). The language their use are they mix the indonesian and english. some of people are ok with it because they're not JakselPhobhic and some of them like me hate that language. why? because some of them like if mixing Indonesia X english it would really cool. but, you know what? It's fucking confusing me like bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. they're mixing the language and make me confusing asf. and, most of them say "if we use the whole english language, u will say "gak bisa bahasa inggris" (Indonesian jokes when someone can't speak english)" and some of them say " we mix the language because we want to learn english language". like, Just use the whole english language. don't mix the indonesian and english.

And.,As a Jakselphobic we call this language "Bahasa Kentut( Fart language)"

Queen: gw literally kurang setuju wih ur opinion. Because, u guys are not supposed to insult gw ya. kek literally lu itu berargumen cuma buat insult gw. Pasti kalian anak efbi(efbi mean facebook) ya?

Rusdi: bacot lu ngomong litereli wicis kayak literally lu itu kayak kontol ya wicis u can suck my balls. gw litereli wicis gweh itu Jakselphobic, kenapa? lo gak suka kek wicis litereli u can kiss my lips and we having sex until u have 9 babies

JakselPhobic by Horny Ass Business Man December 2, 2021