jakolbie

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A very needy young man who doesn’t know how to shut up and leave girls alone anyways he is annoying and should leave this one particular girl alone because she’s tired of his shit, all and all you don’t wanna date him💕

Jakolbie just farted on that grandma

jakolbie by Jsjejwkwioeod November 22, 2021

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Jakobie

Loves people can get embarrassing and falls inlove with Virginia 💙

He loves people and family jakobie

Jakobie by Jsvusbdvjd May 23, 2019

Related Words

jakolbie • Jakobie • jakobien

jakobien

A Jakobien is a very ambitious AND emancipated girl, they never give up. They always go for it, they care a lot for others. Jakobiens also rarely confess they need help or are in pain, except it really hurts. So when you hear a Jakobien is in pain, they really are

Person 1: “Omg that girl I met at the women’s rights protest wants to become a doctor!”

Person 2: “She is such a Jakobien, right?”

jakobien by Elle Sewlynn November 21, 2021

Jakobie

A goated person and never misses

I think jakobie is peak

Jakobie by Jakobie Callaway April 29, 2022

Jakobie

Aka The real east nigga u would ever meet talented at most thing outspoken but also keeps to himself no one really knows wat he has goin on

Who is Jakobie

Jakobie by Thegravedigger392 November 20, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026