A country founded in 681 and been fucking Byzantines, Greeks, Serbians, Turks, and other kinds of shit since then (we got fucked up during the world wars but that doesn't matter) , the country is famous for its beautiful women (the most beautiful in the world), the rakiya ( very strong alcohol that only bulgarians can drink, if you are a foreigner, don't drink it, it will kill you ), and the yoghurt. Bulgarians struggle to survive because of the lack of money, but I fucking love it.
"I went to Bulgaria last year. It was great except for the black guys that robbed me and fucked me in the ass, I think tha cops called them "lainqni mangali""
by Simo April 24, 2005
A Nothern ireland expression used by spides when urging eachother to have sex with a female and/or used as a direct initiation to sex
by Simo March 01, 2005
by simo March 25, 2005
A city in Bulgaria, known for its drug addicts and the fact that almost everyone living in there smokes marijuana (although it is banned), a sad fact is that there are many so called "putki" there and it is very hard to find a girl that would actually fuck without asking any questions and wanting a relationship after that. That is why most of the boys in Dobrich go to Albena in the summer and fuck Russian whores.
by Simo April 24, 2005
a phrase heard on a candy comercial, the Zoo Krew in costa mesa use it as a way of saying "whats wrong?"
andrew: why so blue panda bear? you look shitty.
Tuesday: "It's that time of the month"
andrew: "shitty"
Tuesday: "It's that time of the month"
andrew: "shitty"
by simo June 14, 2006
by Simo November 13, 2003
by Simo March 01, 2005