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A word invented and used by IT morons

jail't - Jailed
Haww no danger mannnn, mah burd wiz lifted by ra boabs and jail't last night
jail't by MombiusHibachi November 13, 2013
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Jail Talk 

When a nigga is in a jail and got no bitches in there but you to call you. He calls you and makes believe you’re the one and he will do good when he’s out.
“Baby girl he don’t love you, it’s all jail talk.”
Jail Talk by Hittii May 22, 2018

jail time 

The time you are willing to spend in jail to have sex with a minor.
"Man, i'd do some jail time for her."
jail time by Christson January 11, 2008

jail tail 

A small ponytail favored by prisoners, ex-cons, and meth dealers.
That guy's jail tail and prison tats are freaking me the hell out.
jail tail by buddybacon March 21, 2008

Jail-tail 

Another term used for jail bait. A girl who is extremely attractive and sexy but is underage. Very often appears to be older but is really still in high school. Thus untouchable on the fear of going to jail.
Man that girl at the gym last night had a nice ass but she had on a high school track shirt.

Oh man thats probably jail-tail.
Jail-tail by Joey Val July 27, 2010

Jail Time 

Coined phrase by "JOJO," which is a sex position where the partner is is on his/her back, with legs 90 degrees in the air and the penetrating partner's face in between those legs as if to look through jail bars.
jail time is example of a prisoner holding jail bars and looking through :-)
Jail Time by team esto November 21, 2013

jail tattoo 

When you use a needle and some india ink to tattoo yourself. Painful, but not as bad as you would think. As long as you use hydrocortizone so it doesn't get infected.
" wow, she got a jail tattoo!"

"what of?"

"Nirvana face on the hip, dude!"

"wow, that's sick."

"Yeah, I'd do her."

"No, I mean that's SICK. She'll get AIDS."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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