4 definitions by PhuzzyLogic

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An adult female with braces and a face like a gremlin, who you are afraid might try to suck your cock in your sleep.
Andrew, that cack gnabbler is not sleeping here tonight.
by PhuzzyLogic July 12, 2009
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The guy in a bar who wears a (pink) polo shirt, two sizes too small, with a popped collar; and probably drove there in a Honda Civic.
Bra 1: I Just ordered that Jagaloon an appletini.

Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.
by PhuzzyLogic July 13, 2009
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The guy in a bar who wears a (pink) polo shirt, two sizes too small, with a popped collar; and probably drove there in a Honda Civic.
Bra 1: I Just ordered that Jagaloon an appletini.

Bra 2: Good, that will go nicely with the bag of dicks he’s about to eat.
by PhuzzyLogic July 13, 2009
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It's when Shatner comes and haunts your house.
by PhuzzyLogic October 27, 2014
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