Jael’s are typically very kind hearted. They have their weird and awkward moments and several flaws but that’s what makes them unique. When you find a Jael it’s not only their beauty that will intrigue you, it’s their personality and intelligence that’ll stand out the most. Once you find yourself a Jael, you’ll never forget them.
guy 1 : “I finally met Jael for the first time”
guy 2: “Really? Dude you got to meet her before I did”
guy 2: “Really? Dude you got to meet her before I did”
by THEREALMASTEROFCANDYCRUSH February 09, 2019
Jael is an amazingly gorgeous, intelligent and independent girl. She has a wonderful sense of fashion and loves to be trendy. She is usually quiet and stays away from people, but if you meet a Jael, you're very lucky. You should feel stupid to have broken up with Her. You should never toy or hurt a Jael's feelings because it will bite you back in the ass. You should feel exhilarated to have a Jael as a girlfriend.
by JJCJ13 February 20, 2021
Jael (or alternately, Yael) is the biblical heroine in the book of Judges who killed the Canaanite captain Sisera to deliver Israel from the troops of king Jabin. She hid him in her tent and, while he slept, drove a tent peg through his temple. She was the wife of Heber the Kenite. (Read Judges 4 for more info)
Jael: a name of Hebrew origin meaning "Mountain Goat".
Jael: a name of Hebrew origin meaning "Mountain Goat".
"Blessed above all women be Jael, wife of Heber the Kenite, blessed above all women in the tents." Judges 5:24
by Arden-Lane April 09, 2010
by I’m soars epic0693 September 30, 2018
When you buttfuck a dog and then a you rawdog a cactus. Then inserting the jizzed up cactus into your anus and buttfucking yourself, while eating a burger.
by Isucktoesandgetdemhoes42069696 November 15, 2023
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