When a male and female are out of protection and birth control and the guy wants to piss in her to feel the satisfaction of release and not get her knocked up.
Man 1: Dude i need some protection, help me out.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.
by Sh_ayy April 13, 2010
by The ANGRYGINGER December 13, 2020
by fuckidunno October 1, 2011
When you send an email before you're ready to send.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009
by Boss Brian June 3, 2009
Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
by scodder May 3, 2010
by SouthAfricanism February 21, 2016