jacobs dick 

Long

My! You have a bad case of Jacobs Dick!

jacobs dick by Hannah Hoppe June 8, 2014

Jacobs dick 

So short the it rains magical unicorns with their buttholes spread wide open for his short Peter Pan Eskimo dick

Unicorns and Eskimos approve of Jacobs dick cause it’s imaginary:

Jacobs dick by Football59 January 2, 2020

jacobs dick size 

Small... ain't nothing there

"You got what's called a Jacobs dick size!"

jacobs dick size by Hiiii1-10 December 26, 2016

big dick jacob 

its big but not that big

she told me that im a big dick jacob

big dick jacob by big dick jacob December 13, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019