jackson and shelby

Shelby is the kind of girl who is perfect. Every thing about her is everything you've been looking for looks and personality. Her humour is like no other and she is great with sex. She has alot of talent and Jackson is the luckiest man on earth to have her.
Jackson is a handsome person who's goal is to treat Shelby like a queen. He loves his Shelby more than anyone and anything on earth and will do anything to make his queen happy. He does anything for his girl and will wait travel and do anything for her. He is also a king at making Shelby get what she needs while having sexual interactions.
Shelby and Jackson are a power couple who are meant to be together forever. A pair of long lasting souls who everyone wish they could be. They can get through anything together and are best friends, partners in crime and "star crossed lovers".

" Damn I wish me and my boyfriend/girlfriend were as amazing as Jackson and Shelby"

jackson and shelby by Dj Khaled69420 May 2, 2018

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jackson and shelby

Shelby is the worlds most perfect girl and Jackson is the man to keep her and treat her like a Queen. Shelby is beautiful inside and out. She is funny pretty and has a heart of gold. Jackson is a boy who only wants to make Shelby happy and do anything he can to keep her. Together they make the best memories and have great fun together. They are a power couple who everybody envys. They are two inseparable souls that travel to the ends of the earth together for their love. Their sex life is like no other and both of the two know how to do it perfectly.

" I wish my relationship with my boyfriend/girlfriend was as good as Jackson and Shelbys"

jackson and shelby by Dj Khaled69420 May 2, 2018

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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