jacking my balls

Not doing anything, wasting time, lollygagging, being abnormaly lazy

Rob is over there working hard and im just over here jacking my balls.

by Stphano April 22, 2011

Jocking on my balls

The act of annoying me to such an extreme extent that I feel as if you are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting my genital region.

Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop jocking on my balls.

by MartinLutherQueen March 27, 2011