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jackassume

To make a very idiotic, or "jackass" assumption. Concatenation of the words "jackass" and "assume"
GF: Don't think you can hide yourself from me. I know that you're checking out that girl who you think is better looking than I am.
Me: Just because I'm looking at that girl doesn't automatically mean I'm checking her out. Maybe I just want to see if she's one of my classmates at my previous school. Maybe I'm not looking at her, but rather, the traffic that's behind her. Don't jackassume things.
by E_dawg December 26, 2008
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Jackassiness

meaning being a jackass all the fuckin time.

Doin a bunch of JackAss shit!
M******* is using all this stupid shit and being Jackassiness
by jay H Jay F December 2, 2013
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Jackassident

When a jackass does something that causes bodily harm to another a jackass the result is a jackassident, or unplanned jackassery.
When your in you shop sharpening your knife that is assisted opening and some asks, "Have you ever opened this on someone else?", and the other person says, "No", and sticks out his leg. Then the man holding the knife trys it and cuts the persons leg, thus you have a jackassident.
by Jimbob the Bounty Hunter July 1, 2009
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jackassness

The state of being a jackass or an unnecessarily difficult individual.
Joey's jackassness catapulted the mild disagreement into a big argument.
by Kelli Lea October 24, 2008
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jackassness

Verb.

The act of being immature, stupid, or acting like a jackass.
"Dude. Your jackassness is showing"
by spiritbox December 8, 2022
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Jackassperger's

An affliction presenting with many of the same symptoms as traditional Asperger’s, but with the obnoxious and asshole markers turned up to 11.
While Kyle is wicked smart and a bit socially awkward, he’s really kind of a douche at the same time. I’m pretty sure he suffers from Jackassperger's. Sadly, there is no cure and we’re going to have to put him down.
by NotJerzyDream February 28, 2024
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