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jack main 

The definition of a man. His sheet beauty and strength is enough to make you nut during no nut November.
You know Jack Main? You mean the greatest man to live?
jack main by Dick nig November 6, 2019

jack my main squeeze 

jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.
hey look it's jack my main squeeze the terrorist

Jack the mainline 

Doing heroin intravenously in the style of Robbie Williams. See also rock the mainline.
From Robbie Williams' "Rudebox":

"Ok then check the tan line
Make your body shape
Like you're stood on a landmine
Call me on my mobile
Not the landline
And jack the mainline
At the same time"
Jack the mainline by Some Fresh Money September 18, 2007

Maintenance Jack 

A Maintenance Jack is when you're taking a shit and decide to jerk off at the same time.
Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"
Maintenance Jack by Unwashed_Nuts February 23, 2024

Jackmainfoldtv 

This one motherfucker on tiktok who is,in all senses of the word,a dick
/j
Hey did you hear about Jackmainfoldtv on tiktok? No who even listens to that mf
Jackmainfoldtv by BoxBento September 10, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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