jack mac

A computer thats sole purpose for existence is accessing sexually explicit material for the purpose of self-gratification.

Hammo: Hey Timmy, got any porn vids, I just got blue-balled that that girl with no tits

Timmy: Sorry mate, I don't have any vids, but the jack mac is full of pleasing material.

by paddymac September 11, 2009

jack mac attack

The act of pulling out of the womans vagina, Spreading her ass checks apart and ejaculating on her butthole

Brah that bitch got real mad when she got jack mac attacked

I cant believe you jack mac'd that girl in the bathroom!

by trailerpark jesus January 02, 2014

Mac jack

Stealing a macbook from someone when they are not paying attention

Jimmy got mac jacked when he wasn't paying attention in class

by LostKeys666 September 16, 2009

mac-jack

Someone who uses a macintosh and thinks they're the greatest things ever. Usually doesn't know a damn thing about computers.

That mac-jack has every piece of mac compatible software and it can't even fill his harddrive.

by JiaXue November 24, 2003

Mac & Jack

Mac & Jack is just a fancy phrase that simply means masturbation.

When I'm horny I like to mac & jack.

by Bill Beef February 17, 2025

Jack Mac male

Someone who looks like a gnome and is orange

Jack Mac male bozo "Jack Mack you garden gnome HHAAHHAHAHAHAHA" "ranga L + ratio" \

by I have the big fob June 29, 2022

Jack Mac

A fucking skinny-ass bitch who is allergic to women and was born of incestual relations.

You're a Jack mac, how do you feel?

by puss-cmunch November 29, 2023