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khairy jamaluddin 

1. a widely loathed mongrel monkey indigenous to malaysia also known as beruk.

malay slang for someone who takes advantage of public ignorance to mitigate hatred towards his illicitly obtained wealth & his arrogantly nepotistic ascent to political power not earned by himself.

2. a spotaneous exclamation uttered when something unfortunate happens.
1. pukimak, PM kan orang baik kenapa kahwinkan anak kepada si beruk ni yang malukan bangsa?

2. khairy jamaluddin! who didn't flush this toilet before me??
noun - An African American male who tells an unsuspecting white person to "break yourself Nigga", while taking another puff out of his crack pipe, and fucking an African American female up the ass.
"Shit son. Dat Jabundi can really fuckin' ride dat bitch when he's tweaked ouda his mind...

...boi"
Jabundi by Straight_Flush911 December 27, 2004

Jamaluddin 

A muslim farmer who grows Jamalgota / जमालगोटा (Croton Tiglium), a very potent purgative for a living
His life purpose is to aid people in voiding their bowels
Jimmy is so constipated & there are no pharmacies or hospitals in this shantytown, but no worries, neighbor Jamaluddin to his rescue

Jabaloodied 

“ Me? Commit an illegal thingy mabobber? Do you know how jabaloodied you sound right now?”
Jabaloodied by Joel Slaw October 1, 2020

jabaloodied 

Me? Commit an illegal thingy mabobber? Do you know how jabaloodied you sound right now?
jabaloodied by Joel Slaw October 1, 2020

jubalandi 

A jubalandi is someone from Jubaland
She's a jubalandi
jubalandi by khatumo December 18, 2020