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Homo-erotic coastguard member
J_Smith is only gay when underway
J_Smith by anyonymous March 30, 2005
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<noun> <person, knuckledragging>

Arfcom doofus. Regularly likes to post in as retarded a manner as possible on the BEST website online, ar15.com

Usually regarded as a slow witted mouth-breathing bipedal mammal. Generally does not make sense, except to itself.
All your J_Smiths are belong to me.
J_Smith by Arfcom Staff March 30, 2005
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J_Smith Christian J Smith homo/j smith JR Smith J.O.E J.J. J J.A.P. J.O. j lo
AKA Coastie_Walrus. A member of the US Coast Guard. Has big guns, might be gay.
<J_Smith> Hey guys check out my huge gun
J_Smith by Mister Floppy March 30, 2005
All-seeing all knowing god who oversees Arfcom; an impecable warrior and man of virtue. Strong and notable. Fearless. Gun nut
J_Smith is the shiznit......he been playah hatin' see 1984 beeaches....recognize.
J_Smith by RickJames March 29, 2005

Christian J Smith

The fourth angel in the book of revelation. Forex trading genius. He worked on some of the biggest movies in the world such as Avengers: EndGame.
Oh my God, it's Christian J Smith!

Christian J Smith raised his right hand and scorched them with fire.
Christian J Smith by julissa44 March 24, 2022

homo/j smith 

a mother fucker with a huge ass head.he has a cheesedick too.and hes jewish!!!and he has bitch tits!!!!and a burning desire for huge throbbing cocks.
That mother fuckin jewish bitch named j smith is a fucking square.
homo/j smith by Rick James Jr. April 2, 2005

J.R Smith 

If your J.R smith then you do drugs, love to drink achohol and most of the time your very high. Also if your J.R smith and you get in the finals, you don't know whats going on.
Please don't do a J.R smith and run the clock down when we aren't winning.
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