j log

definition a volatile bowel movement known to plug most toilets it contacts. It is known for it's distinct letter J shape. Although the cause is unknown many experts maintain that this is a result of witholding facility use for weeks upon time. So far remedies for the notorious 'J log' include eating a healthy supply of dates or other fiber rich foods can restore regularity to one's system.

"Chris do you know why the toilet isn't working?"
"Yeah someone J loged it, notice the J shape it has"

by jermaine dupri November 22, 2005

Logan j

Logan j is the most bad ass motherfucker you’ll ever meet. He’s hot, sexy, attractive, muscular, and has a two foot shlong dong that ur mom sucks dry every week. He is popular at school and gets all the bitches no matter what. But don’t piss him for because he has the power of anime on his side. First he will fuck you up so hard you won’t move for a week. Then He will move on to your sister. Secretly she loves these short little sessions of him railing her tight ass with his two foot dong. When he’s done there will be pools of c*m all over the floor. So he calls the milf cleaning lady and they have a threesome. So that basically sums up a Logan. He’s also sort of a chad and a huge simp.

Damn look at that Logan j
Oh no Logan’s j going to fuck you up real hard
I heard that Logan j has a two foot shlong dong

by badboisUpReMe May 7, 2022