j log

definition a volatile bowel movement known to plug most toilets it contacts. It is known for it's distinct letter J shape. Although the cause is unknown many experts maintain that this is a result of witholding facility use for weeks upon time. So far remedies for the notorious 'J log' include eating a healthy supply of dates or other fiber rich foods can restore regularity to one's system.

"Chris do you know why the toilet isn't working?"
"Yeah someone J loged it, notice the J shape it has"

j log by jermaine dupri November 22, 2005

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Logan j

Logan j is the most bad ass motherfucker you’ll ever meet. He’s hot, sexy, attractive, muscular, and has a two foot shlong dong that ur mom sucks dry every week. He is popular at school and gets all the bitches no matter what. But don’t piss him for because he has the power of anime on his side. First he will fuck you up so hard you won’t move for a week. Then He will move on to your sister. Secretly she loves these short little sessions of him railing her tight ass with his two foot dong. When he’s done there will be pools of c*m all over the floor. So he calls the milf cleaning lady and they have a threesome. So that basically sums up a Logan. He’s also sort of a chad and a huge simp.

Damn look at that Logan j
Oh no Logan’s j going to fuck you up real hard
I heard that Logan j has a two foot shlong dong

Logan j by badboisUpReMe May 7, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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