Why use the pedestrian and somewhat juvenile euphemism A hole when you can use the vastly more stylish term J hole? A jaunty abbreviation of jack hole, the ass is clearly implied!
A special cavity passed down through a particular line of Scottish Nobles, located between the gooch and the Scampi Hole. It was in the J Hole that the house Stuart were first raped in to the Scottish Royal Family in 1274.
Unfettered access to the J Hole comes at a price. The price? Your humanity.