j ho 

Any woman who can be noted for hopping from one washed up celebrity to another. Also any woman who happens to jump from relationship to relationship with astounding speed. (Comparative to homey hopper)

That girl is such a J ho, she gets around the block more than a meter maid.

j ho by SBA June 5, 2004

j ho 

That washed-up wannabe diva from New York whose meteoric success is surpassed by the speed at which her career is flushing down the toilet; also known as Jennifer Lopez.

J Ho was engaged to that no-talent hack Ben Affleck.

j ho by Da Nastee One May 14, 2004

J Ho 

a Jehova's Witness

Another J Ho at my front door....

J Ho by KatDog12345 August 31, 2010

J Ho 

getting extremely drunk and doing ridiculous things such as peeing in the corner of a night club
breaking into a random jeep and sleeping there
puking in the corner of a busy pub at 8:30pm
pissing himself from beingso drunk but still manages to have sex with 2 girls at once

1st person: did you hear what J Ho did last night
Homosexual with a lisp: why yes he pissed himself then had sex with 2 girls

J Ho by The J Ho December 25, 2007

J Ho 

josh howard, basketball player for the dallas mavericks.

Dirty Dirk passes it out to J Ho, and he cans a triple.

J Ho by unitedballer May 25, 2007

J HO 

J Ho is a gangsta rapper and all star trapper. Recently retired out of the distrubtion but now focuses all his time making new beats for his buddy C Dub. (See C Dub definition) J Ho used to have the lockdown in Northeast Arkansas but recently gave that up to pursue his pimpin business. His all time famous ho LB is workin for him full time, bringing in new niggas everyday.

J Ho, how much to get some head from that ho LB. Nigga 5 dollars. Thats to much for her, maybe like three. Ok sounds good, when do you want her?

J HO by J Rae October 4, 2006

J-HO 

A diva-wannabe chick who thinks she's the shit just because she has a big ass and coins fucktarded terms like "New Yorican" let alone, "J-Lo." Is convinced that she's barrier breaker and inspiration for all Latinas out there, but she's really just a phoney, trick-ass floozy who needs to stop "Reppin' the Bronx!" Despite her Latina pride, she tries to look a white chick by dying her hair blonde and wearing those ridiculous blue contacts in...what was that music video called?

I wanna buy the new perfume "Glow" by J-Ho, but I'm afraid it'll sink into my skin and I'll get slut rabies and smell like ass.

J-HO by Pissed Off Chick July 18, 2003