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Izziblades 

1. Izzi's blades.

1e. An extreme form of affirmation in the direction of a source or service. Popular retail presentation style categorized by hands in a rigid flat angle with the thumbs turned into the palm. When presenting something at low levels, the palm is often curved in the shape of a cup.

2. A biblical weapon of great power used to vanquish the evils of retail.

See also small box cutting knife, etc.
"Dude, I harnessed the power of the Izziblades to show a customer Photo Booth on the iMac, powered by the Giles Jack."

Customer: "Dude, are you out of Izziblades?"
Sales Professional: "No, but we do have Izzi shades, with Snow Kitty compatibility!"
Customer: "Leet."
Izziblades by Izzi Blades March 20, 2011
Related Words
Izzika izzik Izzie izzi izzit? izziah izzizle izzieaep izzin Iszik
The most beautiful girl anyone has ever seen. She has gorgeous hair and a stunning body. She is the nicest person you could ever meet and no one thinks badly of her because everyone knows she is lovely. She doesn't fall in love a lot, but when she does, she will love you with all of her heart and more. If an Izzie falls in love with you, you better not let her go because she is amazing in every conceivable way.
"Do you know Izzie?"
"Oh yeah I know her, the beautiful, sexy, amazing, gorgeous, talented, loving one?"
Izzie by Whocaresifimanonymous April 25, 2013
The cutest, most beautiful girl in the world who is shy to show love around others but once alone doesn't stop showing it until the very last second you leave. A very loyal friend who never means to cause you sadness. A.K.A. the sweetest girl in the world.
How would you describe that girl over there?
She's an Izzie, bro.
Ah, i want one.
Too bad she's mine. ;)
Izzie by punkyfssh September 25, 2010
Izzika is the best friend you will ever meet, if she isn't texting you she's spending time with her cats. You need an Izzika in your life, Izzikas just have so many good qualities they're beautiful, kind, thoughtful and selfless.

If you ever need a personal therapist Izzika is the person, but just remember Izzika needs therapy too. Izzika is fun and can have a laugh ( Izzikas laugh amazingly).

Izzika might not be your first best friend, but I guarantee she will be the best one
Person 1: oh my god, who's that laughing
Person 2: it's probably Izzika and her best friend
Izzika by BestieCatarina January 7, 2022
A person that’s very bubbly. Most people want to befriend her. But she’s also a handful sometimes. You don’t want her bad side at all. She’s also sad with her life. She also thinks her life is bad when it might not be.—> She tries to help others but also sometimes will Snap if you ask too much of her
Ana: Hey Mans did you see that girl punch her ex?
Marcus: Yeah she’s a real Izzie
Izzie by lit Memes May 1, 2018
Itzik is God.
Itzik by ad2d22da2d2d2a April 21, 2017