its.just.ralph

His appearance does not define his interests. When you first meet him he is not a scary car dude playing Genshin just to get bitches (even though it doesn’t work that way but still). You will quickly realize that he is instead a big handsome computer nerd who excitedly geeks out whenever you bring up you bring up his favorite game Fallout: New Vegas. If you get lucky enough to date a its.just.ralph then make sure to always appreciate him, hold him close, play with his hair (mess it up a bit if you’re feeling goofy) , and never let go. A its.just.ralph will always be there to take care of you whenever you aren’t feeling well, both mentally and physically. He will truly become the light of your life. When you see him give him some of “shawty’s mom’s cooking” he gets really excited. Also make sure to give him lots of ketchup packets a its.just.ralph love those. Also if it’s anything he lacks it’s the fact he doesn’t give Zhongli enough love.
Person 1: Zhongli, he’s better than Childe

its.just.ralph: Meh I’ll get him cuz I already have childe so I guess I’ll pull for the runner up or whateva 🙄
by shawty070504 April 11, 2022
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