its.just.ralph

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His appearance does not define his interests. When you first meet him he is not a scary car dude playing Genshin just to get bitches (even though it doesn’t work that way but still). You will quickly realize that he is instead a big handsome computer nerd who excitedly geeks out whenever you bring up you bring up his favorite game Fallout: New Vegas. If you get lucky enough to date a its.just.ralph then make sure to always appreciate him, hold him close, play with his hair (mess it up a bit if you’re feeling goofy) , and never let go. A its.just.ralph will always be there to take care of you whenever you aren’t feeling well, both mentally and physically. He will truly become the light of your life. When you see him give him some of “shawty’s mom’s cooking” he gets really excited. Also make sure to give him lots of ketchup packets a its.just.ralph love those. Also if it’s anything he lacks it’s the fact he doesn’t give Zhongli enough love.

Person 1: Zhongli, he’s better than Childe

its.just.ralph: Meh I’ll get him cuz I already have childe so I guess I’ll pull for the runner up or whateva 🙄

its.just.ralph by shawty070504 April 11, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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