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itll buff out 

tiny penis and no friends. you have ugly feet and will be a virgin for life x
im a virgin becuase i have a "itll buff out" sticker on my laptop
itll buff out by VIRGIN JOHN CENA November 8, 2021
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itll buff out 

YOU ARE A MASSIVE VIRGIN, LIKE A HUGE VIRGIN. YOU GET NO FUCKING PUSSY. U ARE PROBABLY GAY AND YOU PULL NO WOMAN U VIRGIN
he has an "itll buff out" sticker on his laptop, he must get no pussy
itll buff out by MISS GURLY GURL November 15, 2021

It'll Buff Out

A seemingly innocent phrase used to describe an incredibly dire or terrible situation in which, no matter the users assurance, the situation will NOT "buff out" or improve to any high extent.
*Individual A proceeds to sit in a chair and, in doing so, breaks the chair*

Individual B: *in a sarcastic tone* It'll buff out.

*Individual A proceeds to become embarrassed*

It'll buff out

Synonymous with "it'll be okay". It'll buff out is a southern phrase which implies that with a little work, the situation will get better.
Sally: I can't believe Jane can't drive us to the theater!
Betty: Oh. I can get Billy Jo to drive us, so it'll buff out.
Sally: Bless Billy Jo!
It'll buff out by RainDropTiara March 28, 2017

It'll Buff out.

Signalling That something that needs major work **Eg. a car dent** can be fixed with something simple.
My psycho friend just punched my wall and all he said was "it'll Buff out." and just slapped a picture on top of it!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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