Itchy Butthole

An itchy butthole is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defication that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole.

If you ever decide to participate in a game of loaded questions, be prepared for the worst. A chain of itchy buttholes will start to develop and you'll have a full dinner table complaining of an itchy butthole!!!!

Itchy Butthole by homo dumb dumb March 6, 2009

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Itchy Butthole Day

Likening the events or impending doom of a day to that of having an itchy butthole which is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defecation that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole. An itchy butthole day occurs when post awakening, things start going terribly wrong and make you feel like you have an actual flaming asshole, but in actuality, the world is just fucking you in the ass causing a similar, searing sensation in your soul.

I got up late and the kids missed the bus, I spilled my coffee when I got out of my car at work and once I got there I got verbally donkey punched by my boss and I could just tell it was going to be an Itchy Butthole Day.

Itchy Butthole Day by Mamamia121 April 16, 2010

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butthole-itchy-itis

butthoke itching after covid 19 vaccine

John- I have butthole-itchy-itis
tim- from the covid shot
john- yes.

butthole-itchy-itis by jiggywiggy69 May 23, 2021

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Itchybuttholebuttcheeksyeepoopitis

A disease which your poop, your butt, and your butthole become severely itchy. It is caused by a bacteria named Iliketoeatyourbuttbrownlificusmomentumshoogyboogyrasputinis.

Lenny face: I want the booty give me the booty round booty, back up the booty, hunting the-

Butthole: LENNY FACE!!!!!!!

Lenny face: Wot.

Butthole: WHY WAS MY BUTTCHEEKS, MY BUTTHOLE, MY POOP, AND WHY DID IT ITCH WHEN I POOP?!

Crowd: *Laughing because of how stupid Butthole is.*

Lenny face: Well you see you have itchybuttholebuttcheeksyeepoopitis

And they all lived in perfect harmony and they each licked and ate each other's buttholes poop and buttcheeks. THE END!

Itchybuttholebuttcheeksyeepoopitis by Fallen Soldier June 19, 2017

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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