italian job

Classic British heist caper from 1968 starring Sir Michael Caine of Rotherhithe and Noel Coward.

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

by Mr Bridger February 24, 2004

italian job

1)A jealously inspired get even scheme perpetrated behind the targets back. 2)Malicious acts Italians are known to do.

Some asshole did an italian job on my car last night, busted the glass and slashed the tires...shit..

by Vinny De Toenaili November 27, 2003

italian job

the act of receiving any type of sexual favor from a person obviously of Italian heritage

I would love an Italian job from Tony.

by K Gas October 19, 2003

italian job

A special job where you take a huge rigotoni and put it on the dick, then pour sauce and SUCK. Very Very tasty

by The Master..........454- June 24, 2003

italian job

Verb

The act of eating spaggeti out of or off of a woman's vagina while they are on their period. The blood from the period shall act as a delicous red sauce.

I gave my girlfriend an italian job last night since it was the only time of the month we could perform it.

by hammer hoffman October 27, 2011

italian job

when somebody puts there hand on a greasey pizza and proceeds to give a handjob with the now greased hand.

"this girl just dipped her hand on my pizza and proceeded to give me the best handjob ever. So EPIC!!"

"Dude, you just got an Italian Job. That is EPIC."

by drewhoj May 24, 2009

italian job

when you get the gold or goods from a girl or girls who have to be or look italian

tom says" dude did you hook up with he girls from the other night"

andrew says" yeah man i totally got the italian job

by andrew robertson January 28, 2008