It shits 

An alternative to using "it sucks", mostly because it shits to use it sucks, what's so bad about something sucking? The same thing shitting all over you living room floor might be much worse. Introduced to the masses by the band Bomb The Music Industry and their song "It shits!".

It shits to be stuck at work at least five days a week!

It shits by Nosliw Pilf February 15, 2009

The shits of it

The state of being totally over something.

I totally need to move out of this backward town...I have the shits of it!

The shits of it by timmy leary September 25, 2010

Shits on the Fan and it’s spinning 

Used to explain a situation, when something problematic or dramatic is going down while getting worse.

That girl who got pregnant, well her boyfriend isn’t the father, the father is the gay kid...

Damn shits on the fan and it’s spinning!

Shits on the Fan and it’s spinning by lintzokurr October 16, 2019

If it fits, it ships 

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

If it fits, it ships by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023

Shilts it 

When you continue to fuck up your life over and over and be naive when others call you out. Also lie to everyone about just about anything

Yeah Randy went and got another cash loan from a loan shark. He's really shilts it this time.

Shilts it by Mr Corey trevor July 8, 2023

I.T. SHITS 

A PERSON who uses their laptop on the toilet.

Thing 1: Hey, could you pass me some toilet paper? I have to finish my paper
Thing 2: One those I.T. Shits, huh?
Thing 1: Yep
Thing 2: Just make sure you don't get no shit on the keyboard.

I.T. SHITS by Thatfatgirl1985. December 5, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005