isomml

i swear on my mommas (or moms) life

boy 1: broo isomml it’s boring
boy 2: saaaame

by just here September 14, 2020

ISOML

Acronym for "I swear on my life". Used when someone is not believing you when it's obvious you're not lying or when you are really pissed off.

1: ISOML that I'm actually an English speaker and not a Mexican.
2: ISOML if you don't shut the fuck up I will dox you to everyone here

by alibabasfifthgoat December 3, 2016

Isomalt

A badass motherfucker who has Gray Warwick and makes the best cookies in the world.

"Holy shit Isomalt just made cookies and owned us at the same time!"

by Tryndamere May 8, 2010