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if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock 

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

Is it just me, or does the music today suck ass?

I don’t know why. But I really think the new music that’s being released today sucks ass. I have a very big discography and I’m always listening to good music especially around the late 1970s and early 1980s era. I wasn’t even born then. But I always have a lack of music that’s been released in the 2000s. Especially the 2010s and 2020s. Music these days is so bad it’s absurd. I thought music was horrible back in 2004, but it ain’t nearly as shitty as today’s honk of shit. Music from 2004 actually sounds good in comparison to what they’re playing today. And I was only 13 back then. It’s a disgrace, I honestly think the new music dumbs you down, I can feel my IQ dropping when I listen to it...

Probably had something to do with Bill Clinton signing something in 1996 or something. That allowed radio stations in America to buy as much stations in a market that they could, so all the big corporations bought out all the media and destroyed the music industry. Anything that’s been released since 1996 basically has been crappier than the music that came before, if you ask me.
Is it just me, or does the music today suck ass?

CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH 

CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH
CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH

I cut you like the sucka you is 

I shall cut you with a bladed object because you are a moron/bonehead/idiot/buffoon/tool/person who slept with my mother or sister or girlfriend (or father or brother).
Ray: Hey dawg, I just knocked yo sista UP!
Tom: I cut you like the sucka you is!

the s is for sucks dragon 

A dragon created by Strong bad similar to Trogdor, except he doesn't have wings but instead has 2 beefy arms and 2 beefy legs. Strong bad has claimed to like him more now because "You internet types have ruined Trogdor".
To begin, draw an S for snake. or dragon er, whatever. Next, we'll draw a more different S. For the head, put a top mark on a long V. Then you add some beefy legs and draw on a couple of beefy arms, eyes, spikes, teeth and angry eyebrows. Now you have the s is for sucks dragon.

The chicken is a tit sucker 

Someone that is completely CRAZY, but tries to be normal by dressing their baby up in a chicken outfit and breastfeeding at the baseball park.
She gave birth to a chicken. The chicken is a tit sucker.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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