Iron Golem 

An iron golem is what happens when villagers need someone to protect them from players and mobs. These mobs are pussy's and have to rely on the acceptability from the villagers that keep it hostage. for every 10 villagers there's one Iron Golem.

The iron golem uses a flower to get children into there basements

Iron Golem by TheWindowsVistaForRealThisTime September 25, 2018

Iron golem 

a massive iron saviour can kick all ass and there is nothing anyone can do about it

the savour is here Iron golem

Iron golem by Fatjapan October 24, 2019

iron golem farm 

inhumane.
but useful!

person 1: im gonna build an iron golem farm!
person 2: you sicken me, ill only forgive you if you give me have of the iron it produces for as long as it Is built
person 1: you disgust me

iron golem farm by stopbeingnosy July 5, 2022

Go commit punch iron golem 

The minecraft version of go commit die

Person: ur mom gay
Minecraft player: go commit punch iron golem

Go commit punch iron golem by UN|kn|OWN August 14, 2019

Punching an iron golem with a flower

Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond! This wonderful fact is from grians video "Wholesome ways to mess with your friends in minecraft" this addition was added in 1.17.1!

Grian: hey bigb did you know if you punch an iron golem with a flower it will give you a diamond?!

Bigb: no I did not know that Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond

Punching an iron golem with a flower by MylesFromTomorrowland June 17, 2022