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iron face 

Any female where everything on her face is flat except maybe her nose as if it had been hit with an iron. Could cause otherwise attractive women to be deemed annoying to look at.
"Dang dog, that broad is HOT!"
"what you smokin' foo', she's friggin' iron faced!"
iron face by freax November 1, 2004

Iron your face 

The perfect time for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn't usually at thier best in the looks department.
Steve:"Did you see Jackie after that party last night"

Mike: "Yeah, she had a few too many, she's looked better."

Steve: "You damn right, she needs to iron her face!"
Iron your face by Richard.C March 11, 2005
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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