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iron face 

Any female where everything on her face is flat except maybe her nose as if it had been hit with an iron. Could cause otherwise attractive women to be deemed annoying to look at.
"Dang dog, that broad is HOT!"
"what you smokin' foo', she's friggin' iron faced!"
iron face by freax November 1, 2004

Iron your face 

The perfect time for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn't usually at thier best in the looks department.
Steve:"Did you see Jackie after that party last night"

Mike: "Yeah, she had a few too many, she's looked better."

Steve: "You damn right, she needs to iron her face!"
Iron your face by Richard.C March 11, 2005