Any female where everything on her face is flat except maybe her nose as if it had been hit with an iron. Could cause otherwise attractive women to be deemed annoying to look at.
"Dang dog, that broad is HOT!"
"what you smokin' foo', she's friggin' ironfaced!"
The perfecttime for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn't usually at thier best in the looks department.
Steve:"Did you seeJackie after that party last night"
Mike: "Yeah, she had a few too many, she's looked better."
Steve: "You damn right, she needs to iron her face!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.