Irish people

Irish people are hot, love alcohol but we arent all drinkers or alcoholics, love to smoke, have the best holiday St.paddy's day, excellent athletes, have the best country, coolest last names ( Murphy, O'Brian ...) are the people you want to be on your side in a bar fight, love to party and love families( AKA their Clans), strong, brave, crazy at times, thick headed and stubborn-- because we stand up for what we believe in and hate the English, love the color green.

Irish People - John Duddy

Irish people by Irishredhead July 30, 2009

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Irish People Time

An inability to leave the house, making one chronically late for everything. Affliciting almost exclusively the Irish population. In large groups, it becomes a disease, taking hours to leave the house as people have to constantly go back in to get keys, re-straighten their hair, change shoes, check that the D.V.R. is recording, etc.
Also known as IPT.

"Dude, why were you so late last night?"

All of the O'Connor clan came to the party. Can you imagine 19 people on Irish People Time trying to leave the house at once?

Irish People Time by hp0417 September 17, 2012

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National Bullying Irish People Day

On October 24th, you can bully any Irish person with complete disregard for their feelings with no consequences.

Non Irish Person: “it’s october 24th, fuck you you fucking irish prick”
Irish person: “i cannot fight back for it is national bullying Irish people day 😢”

National Bullying Irish People Day by camillaprimissus March 17, 2022

Partying with Irish People

Probably the best feckin' thing that will happen to you on a Saturday night.

"Man, those people from Ireland sure know how to spike the tea!"

Partying with Irish People by ColonelJ January 31, 2004

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Irish Pineapple People

A very weird YT channel that is full of cringe

have you seen that youtube channel Irish Pineapple people

Irish Pineapple People by The Real Irish Pineapple April 29, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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