ColonelJ's definitions

Sparkplug

N.
Def. 1: A part of the automobile

Def. 2: ColonelJ's youngest cat, who is also the feline reincarnation of Hitler, hence his nickname "Kitler".

"Dude, my sparkplugs are shoved up my ass!"

"Sparkplug! Get back here, you little @$$hole..."

by ColonelJ February 1, 2004

Piss-Ass Drunk

N.
Def.: What happens when you drink too much Nesquick chocolate milk with no booze.

"Oh, man! I got piss-ass drunk from drinking too much chocolate milk! Believe me, I'm from East Tenneessee, and you'll find some of the weirdest mother @#$%ers there.

by ColonelJ February 1, 2004

Partying with Irish People

Probably the best feckin' thing that will happen to you on a Saturday night.

"Man, those people from Ireland sure know how to spike the tea!"

by ColonelJ January 31, 2004