Probably the best feckin' thing that will happen to you on a Saturday night.
"Man, those people from Ireland sure know how to spike the tea!"
Def. 1: A part of the automobile
Def. 2: ColonelJ's youngest cat, who is also the feline reincarnation of Hitler, hence his nickname "Kitler".
"Dude, my sparkplugs are shoved up my ass!"
"Sparkplug! Get back here, you little @$$hole..."
Def.: What happens when you drink too much Nesquick chocolate milk with no booze.
"Oh, man! I got piss-ass drunk from drinking too much chocolate milk! Believe me, I'm from East Tenneessee, and you'll find some of the weirdest mother @#$%ers there.