The first iPhone to ditch the headphone jack. Also known by its nickname 'Satan'.
Lloyd: I miss old Apple, back when they made quality devices like the iphone 7.
Me: You mean Satan? The first iPhone without the headphone jack? Are you high bro?
Lloyd: Idk man, I'm not familiar with any iPhone older than the 7
Me: *Sigh*
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.