an amazing product made by apple that completely changes the way people use cell phones - but all the people that are too poor to afford it whine and complain about how they hate it.
person 1: i got an iphone!
person 2: you spent all that money on a phone?
person 1: you know you want it
person 2: yeah your right
person 2: you spent all that money on a phone?
person 1: you know you want it
person 2: yeah your right
by 1Mike1 December 10, 2007
the only phone with the innate aility to become a smudgy piece of shit after 6 minutes of use. sending texts is fun, randomly jabbing at the screen and hoping you hit the button you want. there is this technology called buttons, invented along time ago see. believe it or not, they actually let you feel what you are pressing. every other phone has them. so what, it has a web browser? so does every other phone. get with the program, people. don't hop on the ipod band wagon.
Me: what did you do last night?
Friend: waited in line for 14 hours and got an iphone!
Me: oh, that would explain that shitty text you sent me that sad "i goh am iphimrw"
Friend: really, it actually send it? i couldnt tell becouse i couldnt see the screen.
Friend: waited in line for 14 hours and got an iphone!
Me: oh, that would explain that shitty text you sent me that sad "i goh am iphimrw"
Friend: really, it actually send it? i couldnt tell becouse i couldnt see the screen.
by the dark wanderer October 31, 2007
Do not take the other definitions for this seriously. This piece of equipment definetelt does NOT harness the power of a laptop, nor is it the coolest thing ever invented (just read the specs, boys and girls.) For the ammount of hype surrounding it, it seems to lack ALOT of the features we take for granted in todays mobile phones. eg. video recording, MP3 ringtones, instant messaging, only to name a few. The features available on an iphone have actually been available on portable devices at much more reasonable prices for years, yet all it takes is apple to create an iperbole around it, then suddenly everyone thinks it's the only device that harnesses these features.
This is exactly what happened when the ipod was released - all it takes is a ridiculously funded advertising scheme to make people think that ipods are the best choice for a portable media player - when in fact, nothing could be further from the truth. apple products are merely fasion accessories. be sure to wikipedia "iphone"
by Drewbud315 September 11, 2007
It was a thing of the future when it came out. Now it's an overmarketed paper weight that sucks the soul out of the common user. It is now a thing of the past. The majority of iphone users can't even afford the phone or the monthly bill but they will get it because it's an apple product.
Customer: So I heard that the new iphone 4s does voice to text, has a dual core processor, and an 8 mega pixel camera, is that correct?
Sales rep: That is absolutely correct, Apple finally put all the stuff in their phone that Android already had. It's behind the curve.
Customer: I don't care I want an Iphone!
Sales rep: That is absolutely correct, Apple finally put all the stuff in their phone that Android already had. It's behind the curve.
Customer: I don't care I want an Iphone!
by tacobell3324 January 22, 2012
it's cool for like a week, but it gets boring. the internet is cool, the texting sucks, the email is cool, no aim, no video, just a camera. For a 400-500 dollar you would expect these simple things, but Jobs got lazy, faggot. Anyway, youse your money on a Blackberry or Sidekick Lx. I've had a iPhone before, theyre not that great, TRUST ME. Theyre just flashy and good looking. So save your money, SERIOUSLY! P.S. NO INSURANCE.
Sup bro, you go that new iphone?
-Yup, its cool, just missing hella shit.
-Oh, my blackberry is hella sick, i can do everything, including aim
-:(
-Yup, its cool, just missing hella shit.
-Oh, my blackberry is hella sick, i can do everything, including aim
-:(
by Technique. June 15, 2008
1- Dude, is that an iPhone?
2- Yeah...
1- Wow, what a waste of good money
2- A waste of good money?
1- Um yes, u spoiled little brat, I hate you soo much.
2- Hm?
1- You douchebag. The iPhone sucks.
2- Really? Does it suck?
1- No.. it rules, it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I'm just too poor and jealous to afford one.
2- *Nods* Your poor thing.
2- Yeah...
1- Wow, what a waste of good money
2- A waste of good money?
1- Um yes, u spoiled little brat, I hate you soo much.
2- Hm?
1- You douchebag. The iPhone sucks.
2- Really? Does it suck?
1- No.. it rules, it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I'm just too poor and jealous to afford one.
2- *Nods* Your poor thing.
by xlovelovelovex3 February 9, 2010
The iphone was the first smartphone to provide recreational use from its app store. This has changed evr since the android os for mobile smartphones has been created. The iphone os features simplicity, which can get boring. Most fans of the iphone only like it for all of its fake uses and poinless games, i.e. hand grenade, doodlejump. Android howevr was predicted to kill the iphones glory from day 1, as it features an opensourced interface allowing the user to virtually make the software howevr they want. The androids app repository features less games and mor useful material. While unlocking an iphone brings u to a giant menu of all installed apps, android takes u to ur cuatomized homescreen featuring widgets bookmarks and app shortcuts. Evn a jailbrojen (hacked) iphone/ipod does not compare to an android phone, for the android phone still has mor features. Steve jobs recently said android is hard to develop for cuz of its COUNTLESS phones and versions wen iphone is always the same and only 1 version needs developed for. That statement kills itself, android/htc users r experiencing the greatest mobile phone experience and the only ppl who dont like android wen they get an android phone r ppl who always hav and always will b technologically retarded. Android has been declared by tech experts/critics that it has passed iphone and continues to bttr itself from the iphone os, which if apple keeps using its current philosophy, it will nvr comeback as the greatest smartphone os
Guy 1: "hey check out my awesome new iphone 4 os! It can play music and browse the web and make fart noises"
Guy 2: "hey, watch my android do that and mor while it strobes its led flash" *plays music louder than the iphone, browses desktop versions of code heavy html sites and uses flash to use flash objects on the web, uses fart noise app...*
Guy 3: "1, 2's phone is so much bttr than urs. U look like a giant tool right now cuz u were dumb enough to believe apple's lies."
Guy 1: :( "why did i waste my money on this brick of shit"
Guy 2: "hey, watch my android do that and mor while it strobes its led flash" *plays music louder than the iphone, browses desktop versions of code heavy html sites and uses flash to use flash objects on the web, uses fart noise app...*
Guy 3: "1, 2's phone is so much bttr than urs. U look like a giant tool right now cuz u were dumb enough to believe apple's lies."
Guy 1: :( "why did i waste my money on this brick of shit"
by iphonesucks October 22, 2010