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A 7.9-inch of the popular iPad. Despite having a low-res screen (1024x768) and a two-generation old dual-core processor (Apple A5-1 GHz), it miraculously gets five-star reviews from people.
Apple Fan: OMG! I got teh ipad mini!
Normal Person: Why didn't you save $100 and get a kindle, nook, or nexus?
Apple Fan: It's Apple!!!!!
Normal Person: Buys $200 tablet
ipad mini by Anonymous 323829 March 16, 2013
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"who made the iPad mini?!"
"I dont know, probably the asians"
iPad mini by DANGERTITS March 27, 2013
The term iPad Mini is used for the vaporizer known as the Suorin specifically the Air model also known as a “So”. The term is used for the Suorin Air because of its shape similar to that of a very small iPad, it’s about the size of a credit card, and hits particularly harder than that of its competitors like the Juul. The term is also used to aid in description of the amount of Nicotine in the juice that the Suorin Air has in its cartridge (cart for short), the term for the nicotine level is known as amount of “games” on the iPad
Friend 1: Yo, can you meet me in the bathroom so I can play on you’re iPad Mini?

Friend 2: Yeah of course.

Friend 1: Hey, how many games on your iPad Mini?

Friend 2: right now 35, but tonight I’ll have 50.
iPad Mini by ThatHuntyBoi December 24, 2018

iPad Mini. 

Created by the "genius" himself, Steve Jobs. Obviously, one of the most amazing pieces of kit to be created in the last decade, the "iPad Mini" was introduced just after the creation of the iPod Touch, not to be mistaken as of their 'slight' similarities.
Dude One: "Omg check out my iPad Mini."
Dude Two: "You fail, oh so hard..."
iPad Mini. by Paradox. April 13, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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