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A 7.9-inch of the popular iPad. Despite having a low-res screen (1024x768) and a two-generation old dual-core processor (Apple A5-1 GHz), it miraculously gets five-star reviews from people.
Apple Fan: OMG! I got teh ipad mini!
Normal Person: Why didn't you save $100 and get a kindle, nook, or nexus?
Apple Fan: It's Apple!!!!!
Normal Person: Buys $200 tablet
ipad mini by Anonymous 323829 March 16, 2013
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"who made the iPad mini?!"
"I dont know, probably the asians"
iPad mini by DANGERTITS March 27, 2013
The term iPad Mini is used for the vaporizer known as the Suorin specifically the Air model also known as a “So”. The term is used for the Suorin Air because of its shape similar to that of a very small iPad, it’s about the size of a credit card, and hits particularly harder than that of its competitors like the Juul. The term is also used to aid in description of the amount of Nicotine in the juice that the Suorin Air has in its cartridge (cart for short), the term for the nicotine level is known as amount of “games” on the iPad
Friend 1: Yo, can you meet me in the bathroom so I can play on you’re iPad Mini?

Friend 2: Yeah of course.

Friend 1: Hey, how many games on your iPad Mini?

Friend 2: right now 35, but tonight I’ll have 50.
iPad Mini by ThatHuntyBoi December 24, 2018

iPad Mini. 

Created by the "genius" himself, Steve Jobs. Obviously, one of the most amazing pieces of kit to be created in the last decade, the "iPad Mini" was introduced just after the creation of the iPod Touch, not to be mistaken as of their 'slight' similarities.
Dude One: "Omg check out my iPad Mini."
Dude Two: "You fail, oh so hard..."
iPad Mini. by Paradox. April 13, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026