invisibait

1. Commonly known as lurker. Invisbait is when a friend (or associate) that is sometimes annoying (or someone you just may be tired of) logs into their chat program and goes invisible waiting for you to log on so they can annoy you.

1: Hey man what are you doing on AIM?
2: I was just logging on to see if my girlfriend was here but it turns out Tracy was lurking with invisibait.
1: Ah damn... well... goodnight sucker!
2: Fucking invisbait...

by iillilil March 31, 2009

femme invisibility

When a lesbian dresses in a traditionally feminine way, many people may assume that she is straight. She may also be told that she is "too pretty to be gay". As a result, she may become invisible to other lesbians because she does not fit the stereotypical "butch" role and/or does not date "butch" women.

What I suffer from on a daily basis.

1: So do you have a boyfriend?

2: No, I'm a lesbian

1: Wow! I would have never guessed!

2: I know, I suffer from femme invisibility

by LipstickHoney November 14, 2012

Invisibitch

1. A person who maintains the facade of being amicable while, in reality, he or she is secretly a bitch.

"Yeah, she acts all nice when her family is around. Just wait until you are alone with her--she's a real invisibitch."

by Frunobulax1221 September 17, 2007

invisibised

the act of being Invisible

While playing Halo, I was invisibised with the sniper rifle.

by R. King November 6, 2004

sideways invisibility theory

This theory deals with very skinny people who when looked at from the side are hardly visible because of how skinny they are.

Some people are just hard to spot because of the sideways invisibility theory.

by The Ripper Roo Rapper February 4, 2008

invisiblation

initiating invisiblation is the process of clicking the invisible eye to remove your name from the buddy list because like you dont feel like talking to some people, you have homework and are only talking to people that will help you, multitasking related things, you just want to see whos online, you're bored, etc...

to initiate invisiblation

by love train July 24, 2006

Invisibitch

The complete opposite of invisibait. Instead of somone who lurks and waits for people to log on to their chat program so they can annoy them, Invisibitches lurk on chat programs refusing to talk to anyone who doesn't message them first. They usually sit around playing video games and lurk on their chat program waiting for friends to ask them if they are there (usually knowing that they are on)

IM to Douchebag227: Hey man you there?
IM to NormalPerson: Yeah I'm just invisible.
IM to Douchebag227: Why you gotta be such an invisibitch?
IM to NormalPerson: I'm playing madden man...
IM to Douchebag227: Douchebag...

by iillilil May 19, 2009