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Interlake High School 

Ilake is located in the "ghetto" Lake Hills area of Bellevue. School colors are blue and white, a fact long forgotten by the student body, and the mascot is Bernie the Saint Bernard following a complaint that the school mascot (the "Saints") was too religious and separation of church and state yada yada.

Tons of Asians commute from the Newport Hills/Somerset areas for the gifted IB program. Interlake has phenomenal academics. Ridiculous pressure to succeed results in a cutthroat environment mostly amongst the IB kids who are known for staying up until 5AM jacked on Red Bull and Adderall cramming their twelfth hour of homework for their 23095 required IB classes. IHS is one of two schools in the world that allows you to get your IB diploma a year early and consequently spend your senior year taking a combination of college classes, slacker classes (e.g. AP Stats, and Drawing and Painting), and an internship (writing legal opinions for WA state justices...or cooking fries at Five Guys).

Sports suck. Music is decent, but despite the number of great musicians at IHS, most don't do music because they don't have room in their schedule since they take AP Chem as an elective. Robotics, DECA, FPS, math, chess, etc. rock. Incidentally, the same 30 kids seem to comprise all of the above activities.

Getting over the preponderance of socially awkward Asians is always a barrier to entry, but if you enjoy learning, come to Interlake and we can guarantee you will not by junior year.
Jess: "We should plan our team sleepover."
Kate: "Well, we can't do Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, or Fridays, because I have school from 3AM to midnight. I can't do weekends either because I'm doing homework for Monday."
Jess: "Oh right, you go to Interlake High School."

"Interlake is so bad at football, they painted their track the color of their rival school. Good thing they whoop Sammamish's ass in every academic aspect ever..."
Interlake High School by IB Dead September 15, 2012

interlegs 

(v): The act of placing one's penis between a partner's thighs and thrusting for sexual pleasure.
We didn't have a condom so we did interlegs instead of regular sex.
interlegs by PutThatAway January 6, 2011

Interlachen 

A small town in central Florida with literally, ONE traffic light, less than 2000 home owner's, and no hope of economic growth. Family's who have lived in Interlachen for more than two generations tend to take on a troll-like appearance (short, fat, unibrow, asymmetrical teeth ect.)
The Interlachen football team has a loosing streak unsurpassed by ANY team, in any league. Surrounding towns in Putnam County (Palatka, Hawthorne, Florahome, ect.) only visit Interlachen to sell its inhabitants drugs. The most popular of which are perscription pills, methamphetamine, and crack.
Interlachen High's football team was on Jepordy for having the longest loosing streak of any team.
Interlachen by CaptainNomad July 6, 2012

interlaken

Interlaken is by definition a word you can use in place of any other word in a sentence pretty much anywhere ever. Most commonly used in mountainous areas such as the Swiss alps
I'll take you to the Interlaken
I'll let you lick the Interlaken
interlaken by Interlaken Master January 7, 2014

interleaving 

A dumb concept in which an attempt at linking two words or topics together is made, usually with not much success.
OCR Vernacular dictates that interleaving topics retain memory, predomiantly emotional memory, while concurrently concatinating.
interleaving by N0_U March 26, 2019
A period of time defined as defined by 1 year for the internet. Approximately 2 months in the real world.
"Oh my god, the Sham-Wow guy looks just like the Scout from Team Fortress 2!"

"Welcome to last interyear, noob"
interyear by Killcount April 26, 2009