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Instacation 

Noun.

An entire vacation spent taking and posting pictures on Instagram.
It looked like you had a great time on your instacation.
Instacation by Laurie H. August 4, 2017
a gay male who boasts an excess of followers and likes on his Instagram profile. He might have acquired his online popularity by diligently farming followers, retaining followers from another platform like tumblr, or even through purchasing engagement from a third-party app. There is a 99.9% chance that he has autonomously labeled his account as a business profile, indicated by the “public figure,” “personal blog,” or “entrepreneur” subtitles. Other defining characteristics include having conspicuous elective surgeries (namely fillers), extravagant/outrageous hairstyle and color, abuse of self-tanner, unreasonably filled-in eyebrows, and excessive whitening of teeth to the point of translucence. A master of misdirection, the instagay carefully constructs an online persona that portrays himself as attractive, fun, rich, outgoing, happy, and confident; in reality, he is typically plain, desperate, awkward, insecure, depressed, and more often than not—tragic.
Person 1: This boy’s profile is obnoxious.

Person 2: Right? Textbook instagay.
Instagay by Invidiosa January 22, 2019

instafake model 

A moderately attractive female who whores herself on Instagram for free, rather than professionally like a super model. Their profile will consist almost entirely of selfies and the occasional "seemingly" candid shot.
"For real tho she looks way better on IG"
"well yeah, all instafake models do."
instafake model by camelbakChute February 28, 2017

Instagret 

The regretful feeling of putting too many photos/an embarrassing photo on Instagram the morning after a big night.
"I instagret that photo I put up of me naked rolling around in my grandfathers ashes."

"Her box gap is smaller than it used to be, she'll be instagretting that photo this morning!"
Instagret by Be Ess March 16, 2013

Instamatically 

The act of instantly and automatically doing an action, without further delay;
The proverb version of Instamatic;
"Get out here Instamatically, young mister, or you are grounded for a week!"

Instahate 

When you instantaneously or spontaneously know you hate someone or something.
I was overcome with instahate the moment I saw my ex's newest conquest.

I instahated her the second our eyes met!
Instahate by justanotherposter March 28, 2011