Skip to main content

Insistant Irritant

That one person that sees the absolute negative side of everything. S/he cannot commit to anything, due to the fact that everything can and will go wrong, and on the off chance that s/he does commit to something, s/he will make whatever it is absolute hell for anyone else involved. Despite this, always insists that "we" need to do more as a group or family.
Six stages of Insistant Irritant:
Insistence: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"
Before commitment: "That will never go right."
Too late to cancel: "I thought that this trip would be a great idea, but now I think that it's going to be terrible."
During trip: "I'm having a terrible time."
After trip: "That was terrible."
Five minutes after previous quote: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"

Insistence 

To have an interior nature that may not have an exterior physical manifestation

Insistence, noun."to insist", verb, as opposed to "to exist" or standing out, and not in the sense of persist, assert or dwell upon something. The term "insist" comes from the Latin "in", meaning inside, interior, inward, and "sistere", meaning standing, dwelling ... So "to insist" here is to mean to have an interior quality or essence that may not have an outward physical expression.
John: I never said that God didn't exit, i am just saying that we should be very patient and wait for him to show up ...

Ludovic: He will never show up, because I believe in the insistence of God ...
Insistence by MikeSoussan March 30, 2013

Infistment 

When you give money to a friend who convinces you that they have a good idea - but they end up totally screwing your over (or fisting you). It turns your investment into an infistment.
Person 1: "Dude, did you invest in Chuck's new business?"

Person 2: "No, man, that is wasn't an investment - it was an infistment"
Person 1: "Infistment?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I haven't felt so taken advantage of since my prostate exam. I will never infist with him again."
Infistment by TRock July 12, 2013

Inexistent 

Dumbed down way of saying non-existent; doesn’t exist
Ww3 is inexistent in this day and age.
Inexistent by Q Anon January 10, 2021
an insiment is the mixture of an insult and a compliment
"Omg he's so feminine!" "that's an insiment"
insiment by berryblue1964 March 11, 2025
Insiment is the mixture between insult and compliment
person 1:"omg they are so feminine!" person 2: "that's an insiment"
Insiment by berryblue1964 March 12, 2025